{"id":130,"date":"2006-07-29T11:59:23","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T15:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/2006\/07\/29\/a-modern-joke\/"},"modified":"2006-07-29T11:59:23","modified_gmt":"2006-07-29T15:59:23","slug":"a-modern-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/a-modern-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"A Modern Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

"You say the place is terribly nice,
The city’s sole spot for aesthetic folk;
And you asphalt the paths so you more may entice.
Is this an attempt at a modern joke?"<\/p>\n

Thus spake the bard in a dreadful tone
To one who had made him feel alone.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

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Jerusalem
21 December 1994<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

"You say the place is terribly nice,The city’s sole spot for aesthetic folk;And you asphalt the paths so you more may entice.Is this an attempt at a modern joke?" Thus spake the bard in a dreadful toneTo one who had made him feel alone. Jerusalem21 December 1994<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelpeach.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}